Hello. Well the last entry was just to see if the fatboy slim song would work. It did. I may find another song. I like the 7th Heaven one.
Anyway, my throat kills. Bloody hell, it's soo bad and my nose is stuffy. Ok, stop laughing! I know, it's almost summer and I think I'm being diagnosed with Strep and a cold here! ewwwww, I just sneezed and a wad of snot came out. Sorry, but you lauhged at me, so ha!
My sister wrote an absurdist play called Warm Pears and it's just hilarous. So my best friends, Sam, Me, Chels, and Katie wanna do this as a play. I'm gonna be Andy, Sam is Margot, Chelsea is Fuana and Katie is Flora. We have to find a stage director. Kel's gonna be the director. She wants to.
She recently wrote another play called "Blind Date" which I thought was kinda funny, but not an absurdist play. Here it is:
Blind Date
Characters:
Mary-Sue, a woman in her mid-twenties; she has been caught sleeping with a nun.
Steve, a man in his thirties; he is an un-convicted child molester.
Both Steve and Mary-Sue have turrets, but do not admit it to one another.
Scene:
An expensive French restaurant in Chicago. There are candles, cloth napkins, and waiters with feigned flirtatious French accents. There is French bread at every table, and French wine with imported French tablecloths bought from Wal-Mart. There is romantic French music playing, and some not so romantic imported French bums smoking outside the restaurant.
The lights come up on Steve, who is twitching nervously.
After about 5 minutes of increasingly nervous twitching, Mary-Sue walks in.
MARY-SUE: Excuse me sir, are you Steve?
STEVE: Yes, um, yes, yes, I am, am.
MARY-SUE: Hello. Hi. I’m-ah-I’m Mary-Sue.
STEVE: Please, um, please sit down down.
MARY-SUE: Thankyou.
(Mary-Sue sits down.)
(They smile nervously at each other, not knowing what to say.)
MARY-SUE: So, you’re uh, you’re…
STEVE: Yes? I’m I’m Steve, yes. Yes.
MARY-SUE: Oh.
STEVE: Oh.
(Mary-Sue jerks wildly.)
STEVE: You, uh, you have a little twitch twitch there. (Laughs nervously, looks around.)
MARY-SUE: Twitch? What what twitch? I don’t have a twitch, I mean, I might, but not that I have ever had before you know I’ve never even had a family member that twitches you see have no family history so for all all probable truths that is to say any reason that is there is no reason to say that I have a twitch. Twitch. Why do say say that?
STEVE: (blinks, left eye first, then right.) Oh, oh, no reason reason. I just thought I saw you twitch twitch and I thought I’d mention it. It.
MARY-SUE: Oh.
STEVE: Oh.
MARY-SUE: Oh oh.
(Steve laughs nervously, looks around.)
MARY-SUE: You uh you keep looking around around. Who, uh, who are you looking for for?
STEVE: Looking looking? I’m not looking for anyone I mean I don’t know anyone here but you so yeah no I’m not looking why would I be looking no there’s no one no, I mean even the waiter, no I’m not looking at the waiter no. Yes. No. No. Why do you ask ask?
MARY-SUE: No no reason reason. Yes. No. (twitches at the same time as Steve.)
STEVE: Huh.
MARY-SUE: Huhuh.
STEVE: Yep.
MARY-SUE: Yep yep.
STEVE: I have to to…
MARY-SUE: Yeah yeah me too. Nun? What? No, I haven’t slept with any nuns no I mean it’s not right I mean clergy is clergy there’s no mistaking that yeah. No. No. Yeah. No.
STEVE: Oh, oh, same here no no children what no of course I mean they’re cute and warm and totally helpless but no that’s not a turn on turn on, no, no. No. No.
(Both laugh nervously, then simultaneously get up and run off the set in opposite directions. Light fades.)
the girl
i'm lorelai. brown hair. tall. 15 years old. bisexual and proud of it. wiccan. coffee & cereal addict. creative. lives for music and friends. irish. wants to fuck craig parker and keith. make fair trade. want more? see my eljay
loves
steal away. coldplay. stars. christie. music. friends. cutting. piano. magic. shoes. reading. lotr. harry potter. writing. piercings. tattoos. swearing. true love. my sisters
loves
school. liars. matt. people who think they're 'all that'. abercrombie. boy bands. hilary duff. rap music. commercials. homophobics. hot weather. unrequited love. jerks. lawn work. pain.